Lyrics

Twizzler Song

If you caught on fire then I’d put out with a bucket of water
And if you slipped in mud then I’d let you borrow a towel or something
And if your back was sore, of course, I’d surely give you a doctor’s phone number
And if you grew horns I’d ignore them unless you adored them
In which case I’d say you look horny

If you were sunburned I wouldn’t say you look like a lobster
And if I bought twizzlers, I’d offer you like one or two
And if someone called you a hussy I’d tell’em to shove it
And if you missed the bus I’d miss you more than before you were missing

Other girls burn, they need water too
But they’ll have to fry, this bucket’s for you
And other girls want a twizzler or two
But they’ll have to starve cuz my twizzlers are
Only for you

Doo, doot…only for you
I bought some twizzlers, doo..
I’ll prolly give you like one or two
But doo.. only for you

If you swallowed a fly, I don’t know why you swallowed a fly but I promise you
If you liked Hansen, I’d dance with you to mmmmBop
If you wanted to see the Full Monty again, I’d go with you naked
And if I only had one letter to choose, it’d be “u”

Other girls long to dance to MmmmBop
But these dancing shoes are only for you
And other girls only want someone to screw
But this screwball will only screw with you
Only with you